There is hope for all of us. Fatties unite! I don’t need to worry about diet and exercise anymore. Thanks to a new surgery that is being performed I can now pig out on Doritos and Fried Dough and not give a damn. The surgery is known as abdominal etching. Abdominal etching is a form of liposuction in which the doctor will make small crevasses in the fat which covers your abs. This gives the effect of 300 style abs. Anyone can be Leonidas thanks to science. This surgery is supposedly safer that regular liposuction and it is an avenue any lazy bastard that hates exercise might want to go down. Read about Ab Etching here!!